I hereby agree that as long as the gates of my choosing stand waiting beyond the journey of my doubt I will, in spite of further review, hold harmless these beings of such madness for how they went howling into the night.
Meanwhile, prior to the glory of our after, I will indemnify the substance of before. I will assume all risks should I maintain proximity to such madness, due to the fact that it could be such disaster as we hope, but different.
I waive any and all claims that I have or may in the future have against and release from all liability and agree not to sue i-cubed productions, inc., it’s employees, agents, contractors and representatives for any loss, property damage, expenses, or personal injury (including death) that I may suffer, or that my next of kin may suffer as a result of my imagination, interaction or immersion in such ideas or activities, due to any cause whatsoever on any part, including negligence, diligence, dash, zip, vigor, expansion of the release of toxic notions that will save us from the bowels of history, a growing awareness of the dynamic nature of the moment in pursuit of a fool life, and the burning of public figures in effigy.
Pending the approval of such, I may participate in these activities, but I PROMISE NOT TO SUE THEM IF I FALL AND BREAK MY ASS.